Channel four annual produce a few episodes about gypsy wedding yet the widely watched program still manages to shock the nation with the outrageous weddings the gypsy’s produce.
I’m not quite sure where even to begin but i suppose I’ll start with the Dress? The basically prepubescent bride wore a dress which must of weighed near 20 stone down the aisle with a tail the size of a lorry dragging behind her, I cannot really describe how over done the dress looked but if she wore it on a Caribbean wedding she would of been the laughing stock of the entire resort, and to top the “enough layers and lace to cease a bullet” dress off the travellers decorated it with ASDA price fairy lights which really summarised the true significance of gypsy culture.
The bride was caked from head to toe in foundation, mascara etc which didn’t quite cover up her acne covered face through the 3 inch deep mask of max factor foundation, this was rule of thumb for many of the lady like guests too, but they didn’t really wear any clothes.
If it was you’rewedding abroad you would make the effort to look reasonably smart but at a gypsy wedding were making yourself look a hooker will gain you greatly sought after “gypsy points” which will enable you to move up the clans ranks, Bonus points are added if you try and pull of stunning 2 piece leather of PVC number!
The reception is when it really gets interesting as the feasting, drinking and partying commencesfor all of those who are married that is the unattached members of the clans mustn’t drink but still yet have a good time encrusted in makeup and wearing little to nothing! I wouldn’t bare being in that situation it would be utterly embarrassing but it looks as if they somehow enjoyed it!
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